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Portland OR 97202

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Open 7 days a week
11-7 Sunday to Thursday
11-8 Friday and Saturday

(503) 309-4768

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11 to 7 Sunday to Thursday 11 to 8 Fri & Sat
chef/owner. @hintzej
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this is a picture of my nephew Blade. all the girl

this is a picture of my nephew Blade. all the girls at school (and some of the boys 🤨) say he's a "major hunk." i dunno, i just see a (totally not sexy) nephew 🤷‍♀️. if you comment "lemme get a chunk of that hunk" in the comments, you will be banned from my's and Barry's vowel renewal ceremony at the VFA

my step daughter Bestina has quit her local baller

my step daughter Bestina has quit her local ballerina team so i tell her that quitting is for chumps but she simply strikes me in the shins in return. she and her friends are a menace (Denises the Menace if you will). they harm my body in myriad ways; for i have lesions and abrasions from head to toe. i tell my wife Stamanda yet she refuses to administer the requisite discipline. instead, she calls me a "frickin pussy" and buys the children various hammers with which they can hit me whenever i try to sleep

the year is 2062. jojo robots roam the earth, disp

the year is 2062. jojo robots roam the earth, dispensing paltry potatoes to a dingy desperate populace in exchange for cruel manual labor. jojo surveillance drones buzz overhead, monitoring worker performance, docking Jojo Points for bathroom breaks and extended sitting. having recently acquired the Amazon/Disney conglomerate, jojo now reigns supreme as the monopolistic empire its megalomaniac founder once envisioned. the potato prophecy has manifested, and boy is it tasty (and oppressive)

this one goes out to all those veggie heads out th

this one goes out to all those veggie heads out there, horny for those veggies baby. my kings and queens, you deserve tasty food too got a new vegetarian sandwich on the menu -- spicy fried brussels sprouts melt! the sprouts are topped with crystal hot sauce honey and dusted with our nashville hot spice blend. served with tillamook cheddar, potato salad, and chives on shokupan bread

listen. is this the best thing i've ever cooked? p

listen. is this the best thing i've ever cooked? probably. do i think this of every new special? seems so. is this mashed potatoes and nashville hot chicken with gravy, crystal honey, and chives? apparently

this is bart simpsons

this is bart simpsons

secret lil patty melt for jojo piggies only

secret lil patty melt for jojo piggies only

mashed potatoes and gravy special back for a limit

mashed potatoes and gravy special back for a limited time only (no war with iran)

i would like to announce our newly established cor

jojo food truck top films 2019 parasite marriage

jojo food truck top films 2019
parasite
marriage story
uncut gems
the lighthouse
midsommar
the irishman
once upon a time in hollywood
burning
us

let's talk vampires. they're sexy. they're pale. t

let's talk vampires. they're sexy. they're pale. their teeth are sharp. folks, they're vampires! what else is there to say (about vampires)? oh ya they're horny for blood which makes them akin to a leech! which is kinda gross? anyway

now that its 2020 and have been released from my n

now that its 2020 and have been released from my non disclosure agreement (NDA) with kellogg food co., i can safely "whistleblow" the following: grape nuts are neither grapes nor nuts

most random sell out ever

most random sell out ever

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