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JOJO FOOD TRUCK

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3582 SE Powell Blvd
Portland OR 97202

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Every day - 11 am - 9 pm

(971) 331-4284

jojo.pdx

tasty food yucky posts
open seven says a week
chef/owner. @hintzej
sister reataurant @choiluonpdx

really makes u think

really makes u think

looking for a town to purchase, preferably a gross

looking for a town to purchase, preferably a gross one. it is there that we will build the "jojo compound" wherein i will give bizarre, incoherent speeches (while sitting down) to a legion of freakish followers. i will speak of flavors and vengeance. our people (jojo babies) will wear all Jojo Blue, head to toe. a coup of local leadership will take place and massive Jojo Corp subsidies will be passed into law. all crops will be replaced with potatoes and all dogs will be replaced with clones of my precious kitten, Pudding. there will be no sex and no dancing, but lots of the board game "Sorry." for forty years we will reign, until i get kinda bored and get a job at Winco or something

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swipe right to find the painting i did of tommy from rugrats

our kid's burger is not just for kids, but for tho

our kid's burger is not just for kids, but for those that are young at heart! also those that are young at kidney, young at veins, old at toenails, regular at bones. basically any body stuff at all ages can eat this burger. it's like a better executed fast food burger (house ground beef!) without all those yucky, exploitative labor practices :)

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unfortunately jojo may no longer be called "the HB

unfortunately jojo may no longer be called "the HBO of food" due to a gigantic lawsuit from an unnamed entity (it's HBO). i even offered to change our tag line to "it's not TV, it's jojo" but they threatened to blow up my daughter (jokes on HBO, she blowed up months ago). anyway, my allergist recommends i settle out of court (i'm allergic to snitches), therefore jojo has a new tag line: "the Weather Channel of food"

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@tillamook sponsor me cowards i'm putting your che

@tillamook sponsor me cowards i'm putting your cheese on fried chicken BLT's no one else is doing this please. give me free cheese and like a cheese hat or cheese sweater or perhaps a cheese visor. these are my polite demands (love you)

too fucking hot

too fucking hot

this is now a "rise and grind" account. i'll be ex

this is now a "rise and grind" account. i'll be exclusively posting elon musk quotes and saying shit like "instead of giving a man a fish, teach him how to code" and "a bitcoin given is worth less than a bit coin earned" and "every 👏 second 👏 your 👏 competition 👏 sleeps 👏 you 👏 should 👏 be 👏selling 👏 stocks 👏 to 👏 babies 👏 (they're easy to rip off)"

it has come to my attention that our Willy Wonka-s

it has come to my attention that our Willy Wonka-style tour has gone awry. the "health department" has shuttered our factory, citing a "deadly, vile work environment" and a "massive squirrel colony" the likes of which "has never been seen and will likely never be seen again." unfortunately the squirrels ate my wife and i'm in prison. to those that were awaiting your tour, please consider directing your anger toward our cowardly, dipshit mayor ted wheeler

i'm happy to announce a "Willy Wonka" style compet

i'm happy to announce a "Willy Wonka" style competition but for jojo (this place). rather than a golden ticket, you'll find a "yellow tooth" from one of our factory workers that has fallen into the chicken grinder (it happens daily). if you find this tooth, you're invited on a magical tour, hosted by me, whomb many have called the "silly" wonka of portland food. you and several other degenerates will see our disgusting jojo factory where my minions toil under inhumane and vile conditions. you will be provided a "hitting stick" which you will use to bat away the freakish employees when they grab you, begging for water and health insurance. then you'll see our potato field, where the spuds run cage free. they're loaded up with so many hormones and gruesome genetic modifications that they've sprouted legs and consciousnesses. you can hear their screams when we drop them into the industrial fryer! what a treat. and just like Willy Wonka, there will only be one survivor of this tour (the others fell into a pit and there was no singing). the winner will receive the keys to the factory (which has been condemned and is scheduled for demolition, which you will now pay for). and no, there are no oompa loompas

starting tomorrow

starting tomorrow

live laugh get the feds off our fucking streets

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get the feds off our fucking streets

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