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JOJO FOOD TRUCK

We're open 11 am - 9 pm every day!

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3582 SE Powell Blvd
Portland OR 97202

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Every day - 11 am - 9 pm

(971) 331-4284

jojo.pdx

tasty food yucky posts
open seven says a week
chef/owner. @hintzej
sister reataurant @choiluonpdx

they have nothing to be "proud" of. black lives ma

they have nothing to be "proud" of. black lives matter today and every day. donating 10% of today's sales to @dontshootpdx

i've decided to turn this account into a 90's styl

i've decided to turn this account into a 90's style, men are from mars and women are from venus type thing. here goes. women doing skin care: look at all these glorious goops. i'll procure these various goops and their serum counterparts at outrageous prices and apply them to my face up to 25 times a day, if necessary. some of them burn, many of them soothe, but all are fun goops and gadgets about which i am an expert. men doing skin care: i don't care for goops. not in the least. i will use soap, at most, and at my own discretion. my pores will grow in size in tandem with my confidence because this world was built for my comfort and convenience. my skin is not a vessel for beauty, but rather a protective shield from the elements of which i am the master meanwhile, non-binary folks are just vibing, looking dewey as hell, unshackled from the male-female dichotomy and all the bullshit that entails

there are only eight types of guys 1. cool guys (

there are only eight types of guys
1. cool guys (me, shia labeouf)
2. pickup truck guys (insecure but helpful)
3. vape guys (blowing clouds in their toyota celica)
4. ghost guys (dead guys)
5. sleepy guys (always nappin lmao)
6. my wife guys (borat)
7. guys that are really fucking annoying (fantasy football guys) (cat callers) (trump supporters)
8. jojo guys (kings)

fun fact: you can drink beer from @johnsmarketplac

fun fact: you can drink beer from @johnsmarketplace while you enjoy our food (and eat indoors!) funner fact: my wife left me again

i hate magicians. they're slippery freaks with no

i hate magicians. they're slippery freaks with no ethical commitments other than to chaos and misdirection. my girlfriend is only half a woman (only her top half remains) after a tragic "trick" gone wrong, perpetrated by a callous magician and his faithful saw. it turns out that the trick is on me, because i can't dump a woman whomb was recently sawed in half without seeming like a "total asshole"

thought i was a feminist but just realized i've ne

thought i was a feminist but just realized i've never had a conversation that passed the bechdel test

lots of places reopening today, support your favor

lots of places reopening today, support your favorites baby

hope ur all ok 🥺

hope ur all ok 🥺

thx to @tillamook for hooking us up with a kilo of

thx to @tillamook for hooking us up with a kilo of aged white cheddar, which we will be using in place of their regular cheddar for the time being. you'll notice that they hooked up many carts and restaurants throughout town. but when i picked up my brick, they said i'm their favorite even though i've called them cowards multiple times before

people are always asking if we can take the truck

people are always asking if we can take the truck and cater events offsite and i tell them that we are unable to do so. unfortunately jojo food truck has been previously impounded by some rat faced bureaucrats. what the authorities don't understand is that i only recognize in divine law, therefore simple traffic laws do not apply (they don't even mention cars in the bible). it all started when i was going *barely* 130 mph, screaming at jojo employees to continue cooking as the hot oil scalded their tender faces and callused hands, their bodies unable achieve equilibrium. the accusations, which my attorney vociferously denies on my behalf, is that i triple parked the truck in the handicap zone of a Toys R Us, while berating the employees inside. i was so pissed. they were stocking figurines from the all female Ghostbusters film, and did not have a Tickle You Elmo (it should tickle me, Elmo is doing fine). some cowards towed the truck with the employees inside (they were stuck in there for weeks). so yeah no events

yeh i went there

yeh i went there

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