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JOJO FOOD TRUCK

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3582 SE Powell Blvd
Portland OR 97202

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Every day - 11 am - 9 pm

(971) 331-4284

jojo.pdx

tasty food yucky posts
open seven says a week
chef/owner. @hintzej
sister reataurant @choiluonpdx

it's unfair of you to expect the emotional labor a

it's unfair of you to expect the emotional labor associated with coming up with original content all the time. this is what you get for today, sorry

sorry, we had to open late today. a bully gave me

sorry, we had to open late today. a bully gave me a massive (atomic) wedgie and then flushed my head down the toilet. little does she know, i've been practicing numerous spells and curses. i learned these by typing "how to witch" into google. while most of the search results were pornographic(?), there were plenty of useful sites. i will curse this bully to hell and turn her soup into bile. then i'm going to place an "always kinda tired" hex, which she may or may not notice. lots of options here

i have so much to be thankful for this thanksgivin

i have so much to be thankful for this thanksgiving! here's an incomplete list: •jojo employees and customers
•my posts
•family
•potatoes
•the beatles (have you heard of them?)
•john (a beatle)
•paul (the last living beatle)
•greg harrison (nobody knows what he did in the band "the beatles")
•dingo (everyone loves dingo, he is hilarious)
•my health
•bodybuilding forums (i don't workout, just like watching hunks chat)
•when a fire truck goes weeeeeooooooohhhhwwwweeeeooooh honk HONK (honk)
•7 and pudding (my cats)
•fiona apple
•apples
•apple (products)
•my enemies (they keep me going)
•jojo employees and customers again

hi this is me! guess i should formally introduce

hi this is me! guess i should formally introduce myself, the man behind the posts. you can call me Justin (@hintzej). i'm a little bit silly and a lot of rock n roll! here are some fun facts about me: •i have two cats named 7 and Pudding
•my skin intermittently falls off but i have developed a proprietary skin replacement program
•i've lived in and around portland most my life and i love fried potatoes!
•i've been legally dead for five years but don't tell that to the IRS 🙂
•despite what my posts say, i don't have any children or an ex wife, but i'm working on that! that's pretty much it! i'm an open book, so feel free to ask me whatever, as long as it's not about jojo or my life

my body and mind grow stronger every day. while i

my body and mind grow stronger every day. while i was born dumb, with a soft skull filled with microscopic worms, i am now hella smart. i've read one book and could easily destroy that feckless dweeb "Ben Shapiro" in a battle of wits (not that impressive, i know). likewise, my physical form has peaked. i can now do the dab and the "shoot dance" whereas the neighbor kid, Kyle (a total wanker), can do neither. if this trajectory continues, i will consume all the energy in the universe and become a throbbing, glowing being whom answers to no one (including god). have a good sunday!!

treat the degenerates in your life to jojo this ho

treat the degenerates in your life to jojo this holiday season. available at the truck only (i can't believe they didn't reject this design lmao)

just found out that Ronald Reagan is dead. closing

just found out that Ronald Reagan is dead. closing jojo until we can figure out what's going on

our hearts are breaking while we watch the covid r

our hearts are breaking while we watch the covid resurgence ravage our community while our government does absolutely nothing. what else is there to do but take that rage but to channel it into something good? it's time for free food again! here's how it works: you must order at the truck, no online ordering available no need for proof, just let us know you're a part of the industry. even, and especially, if you've been laid off the full menu is available just doing this one day for now, more to come that's it? hit the comments if you have any questions

couldn't decide

couldn't decide

(5% of today's sales go to @reelminnpdx employees.

(5% of today's sales go to @reelminnpdx employees. the reel will be back stronger than ever, i have no doubts) available for a short time only! stuffing waffle with a fried chicken thigh, turkey gravy, crystal honey, fried sage, fried onions, chives

my daughter humiliated me by saying that santa is

my daughter humiliated me by saying that santa is a "better father figure" than me because "at least he shows up once a year"

all you psychos and sickos whom liked my post yest

all you psychos and sickos whom liked my post yesterday after i EXPLICITLY asked you not to? consider yourself on notice. i have numerous local and international internet law enforcement officials in my pocket, ready to do my bidding. that's in addition to a CADRE of Russian troll farms at the ready. STAY TUNED FREAKS

DO NOT LIKE THIS POST. I AM TRYING TO SEE IF WE CA

DO NOT LIKE THIS POST. I AM TRYING TO SEE IF WE CAN GET ZERO LIKES

while other establishments may serve "jojos," they

while other establishments may serve "jojos," they are not the "home of the jojo." because i called dibs and it sounds cool as hell

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