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3582 SE Powell Blvd
Portland OR 97202

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(971) 331-4284

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chef/owner. @hintzej
sister reataurant @choiluonpdx

dear mom, camp is going fine. the counselors are

dear mom, camp is going fine. the counselors are vicious freaks and the children are dullards, but i found a frog so it's all good. the other day a massive boy beat me in my sleep with a pillow case full of pine cones but don't you worry! i have a "kick me sign" awaiting his huge ass. anyway, how is dad? i'm worried that he's been spending too much time in the garage with his "fuckbot 5000." this model includes a "listening function" in addition to its more well-known features (twelve holes, buxom bosom). if this thing can listen to him talk about his tedious fantasy football team in addition to "fucking his socks off," then i'm worried that your marriage will be a "massive failure" (like the aforementioned fantasy team). i don't want to be like shane. his parents got a divorce and now all he does is make his own raisins by leaving grapes in the sun (?). anyway, i have to go trap a skunk and run around spraying people with it. ttyl,
justin

white conservatives complain that immigrants don't

white conservatives complain that immigrants don't work hard and then they play facebook games meant for children on their work computer for six hours a day. these dweebs gotta chill

wow. we are humbled @beyonce thanks for the love

wow. we are humbled @beyonce thanks for the love

🚨🤪tag 5️⃣ (five) people 😎🎃👴whom

🚨🤪tag 5️⃣ (five) people 😎🎃👴whom you don't think 🧠 deserve 😏 your love 💕 🥰😜✨and affection 🚻🕺🏻💍💦 💦💦because they 🧍‍♀️🧍don't bring you 😳joy 😂🤪😬anymore 😤

yo, @oregongovbrown, let restaurants sell cocktail

yo, @oregongovbrown, let restaurants sell cocktails to go. JFC

white people be like "i wanna bonk that chonk on h

white people be like "i wanna bonk that chonk on her little pupster nose and give her wittle snugglepoos then get brunchywunchie with my gal pals and drink so many heckin mimosas" and then think they're the superior race

off menu item that was a request of the mischievou

off menu item that was a request of the mischievous @holytrinitybarbecue. american cheese, shredded lettuce, pickles (we have new, better pickles!), and duke's mayo. anyway, please sign my petition to ask The Rock to work out less. he's looking weird as hell these days

the official jojo ranking of animals 1. my cat pu

the official jojo ranking of animals
1. my cat pudding
2. platypusses
3. my cat 7
4. shrek
5. donkey (from shrek)
6. shrek's wife (from shrek)
7. otters
8. bears
9. twinks
10. garfield
11. roosters (when they rudely awaken my enemies)
12. that squirrel i saw get electrocuted 🙁
13. gnomes what's your favorite animal?* *i honestly don't give a shit but my attorney has advised me to increase "audience engagement" on social media

i was born to do this (unfortunately)

i was born to do this (unfortunately)

JOB OFFER -- INQUIRE WITHIN Greetings, We here

JOB OFFER -- INQUIRE WITHIN Greetings, We here at Jojo Foodstuffs LLC Incorporated, a subsidiary of Dow Chemical (Sandwich Innovation Division) are conducting a round of interviews for new enemies, for all our previous ones have passed away due to Jojo "whipping ass" and being all around "tight as hell." We are looking for someone that's willing to be humiliated and "eat shit" on the daily. You must have a BA in Hating (or an equivalent six years being an Online Cretin whom Thrives on Jealousy." WARNING: those selected for this role will also die very soon because Jojo is an unstoppable force of flavors and good vibes. Please contact your mom if you're looking for a position. She's at my house. Warm Regards, Justin Hintze
Owner/operator, JOJO LLC

sippin that covfefe this morning

sippin that covfefe this morning

here's the burger version of the mushroom melt pos

here's the burger version of the mushroom melt posted yesterday! check that post for details because i don't feel like writing that again. also, swipe for a surprise (it's pudding, the cat)

we have a new employee special available friday, r

we have a new employee special available friday, running through the month of october! this one is the brainchild of the talented and lovely @sarrahstaapleton, a customer service beast and culinary queen. it's a swiss mushroom melt, available as a fried chicken sandwich or burger. white american and swiss cheeses, sautéed mushrooms, bacon, radicchio slaw (duke's mayo, balsamic vin, red onion), all served on garlic butter grilled shokupan. we donate 10% of sales on these specials to a charity of the employee's choice and Sarah has picked the @theokraproject. per their website, "The Okra Project is a collective that seeks to address the global crisis faced by Black Trans people by bringing home cooked, healthy, and culturally specific meals and resources to Black Trans People wherever we can reach them."

new special starting *thursday* this week. wings a

new special starting *thursday* this week. wings are back baby, and this time they're kinda green! these are double fried with roasted pepper relish honey, a dusting of wasabi ranch dust, and chives. in less good news, my wife has returned home. she has taken away my playstation is forcing me to close jojo and enroll in "car school" to "be a real man" because her "mechanic boyfriend" "dumped her"

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